SECULARISM - Indian Style

I got this in email but how truly it reflects the reality in India (!).

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally, You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally, You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally, You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally, You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally, You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally, You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally, You Will Be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported.

If You Are A Muslim And Illegally Cross The INDIAN Border, You Get

- A Ration Card,

- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more),

- Credit Cards,
- Haj Subsidy,
- Job/Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi,
AND
- Voting Rights!!!